“Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.” With this epic introduction the creators (Coffee Stain Studios) describe Goat Simulator like a completely useless and funny product. This game is basically a small platform with literally crazy animals (and more!) as protagonists, you can use them to walk around with no…